Welcome to
Prince of Peace Lutheran Church

8115 State Highway Seven
St. Louis Park, MN 55426

 

Telephone:

952-938-5400

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!

 

Ø  Can you cry under water?

Ø  Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?  Where's that extra penny going to?

Ø  Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Ø  Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

Ø  What disease did cured ham actually have?

Ø  How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Ø  Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

Ø  Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Ø  Why do doctors leave the room while you change?  They're going to see you naked anyway.

Ø  Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Ø  If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Ø  If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Ø  If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

Ø  Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Ø  Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Ø  Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?