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QUESTIONS THAT
HAUNT ME! Ø
Can you cry
under water? Ø
Why do you have
to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra
penny going to? Ø
Once you're in
heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a
round pizza come in a square box? Ø
What disease
did cured ham actually have? Ø
How is it that
we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put
wheels on luggage? Ø
Why is it that
people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every
two hours? Ø
Why do people
pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at
things on the ground? Ø
Why do doctors
leave the room while you change? They're
going to see you naked anyway. Ø
Why do toasters
always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no
decent human being would eat? Ø
If Jimmy cracks
corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Ø
If the
professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't
he fix a hole in a boat? Ø
If Wile E.
Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy
dinner? Ø
Do the Alphabet
song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Ø
Why did you
just try singing the two songs above? Ø
Did you ever
notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you
take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? |
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