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A Sunday school teacher asked,
'Johnny, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark ? ''No,' replied Johnny. 'How could he, with just two
worms.' The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her
father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his
sermon. One day, she asked him why. 'Well,
Honey,' he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages.
'I'm asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon.' 'How come
He doesn't answer it?' she asked. A Sunday School teacher decided to have her young class
memorize one of the most quoted passages in the Bible - Psalm 23. She
gave the youngsters a month to learn the chapter. Little Rick was
excited about the task - but he just couldn't remember the Psalm. After much
practice, he could barely get past the first line.
On the day that the kids were scheduled to recite Psalm 23 in front of
the congregation, Ricky was so nervous. When it was his turn, he stepped up
to the microphone and said proudly, 'The Lord is my Shepherd, and that's all
I need to know.' |
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